Topics Started by Joel Wideman

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Name products the JW's will regret not having anymore in their new system..
by JH in
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2. friends
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i'll start.

coke a cola
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Jehovah is a misspelled Hebrew word for "lord"
by biddie in
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2. friends
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did you know that jehovah is really a miss-spelled word in hebrew from the word adonai in hebrew?.

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brain head f*cks post for geeks
by ballistic in
1. jw
2. friends
maybe you need to be a geek to understand this... i don't know.. but... do you ever relate the way your brain works in computer terms?

like little programs running.

maybe the fact i read a book by the scientologists got me thinking this way.., about mental "engrams".
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Please help me, I need advice on dating a JW!!
by Super_Becka in
1. social
2. relationships
ok, i'm new here, so please be gentle.

maybe the advice i need is somewhere else in this forum, but i really don't want to have to search for it, i really need some advice now and i don't have the time to sift through all of the other entries here.

so please bear with me and share any and all advice you have, even if you think it's not what i want to hear.
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THIS JUST IN: CHRISTMAS has been CANCELLED this winter.
by Oroborus21 in
1. jw
2. friends
flash--november 16, 2005, peoria, il.. instead of merry christmas, happy hannukah (or chanukah), kwanza, etc.all merchants are to use a generic term instead.

no use of santa, a nativity scene or any christian or other religious symbolage may be used in store displays, on advertising on upon product packaging.

use instead nondescript wintry animals, snowflakes and candycanes to signify the holiday season.. the committee on political correctness is expected to issue a final ruling by friday on whether "festivus" may be used.. -merchants for appropriate designations.
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What's the first thought that comes to mind when wordly people think of JWs
by JH in
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i'll start........ saturday morning door knockers
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Elders, perfect kind men who should be respected.
by free2beme in
1. jw
2. friends
i know some former witnesses away from the board and when we have talked, we have commented on how we still see people put elders in this category, even after the exit.

once in a discussion with someone who used to be an elder, the person who used to be an elder did something kind of harsh in their comments.

the person in the group stated, "there is no way someone like you would have ever been an elder.
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How much Trick-or-Treat candy do you have left?
by mrsjones5 in
1. jw
2. friends
i still have 3 plastic bags full.

and i had to hide it in my closet!
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At what age should a person loss their drivers licence?
by free2beme in
1. jw
2. friends
in my area, in the last year, there has been six people killed in three separate accidents by someone over the age of 70. in two cases, the elderly people lived while the other drivers did not.

in one case the elderly person was killed, as well as the people they hit.

of the six people killed, two were children under the age of five.
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Christian wonder drug cures homosexuality - 'cures disease!'
by Sam the Man in
1. jw
2. friends
well here i am tonight already totally at my limits with all the absolute thick f****** wan***** letting off fireworks, when i came across this wonder drug.

i am pleased to inform you that stupidity is not just limited to my area; it is indeed worldwide.

i dont know who is more stupid; sad pathetic people who stare up at the sky in amazement as they watch their money burn in the air (lemmings), absolutely amazed that these things let off loud noises and lights as they say 'wooooooooooh' there goes another one.... or these sad idiots who claim to 'cure' the disease of homosexuality!!!!!!!